Johnny Weir And Tara Lapinski Have Teamed Up With NBC To Help Cover The Oscars. Wait, No, I Meant Super Bowl. Weir And Lapinski Will Cover The Super Bowl.

(Source) — Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir will be NBC’s event reporters for the Super Bowl XLIX pregame show, NBC Sports reported. The pair will be interviewing celebrities during the official NFL pregame party for VIP guests, the Super Bowl XLIX Tailgate Party.

Guess what just got FAAAAAABULOUSSSSSSSSSSS!!! So pumped. Super Bowl coverage is like 6 hours long and this year is going to be a contest to see who can say “deflated balls” 100 times without giggling. Fuck all that. Give me Johnny and Tara covering the celebrity VIP party. Who’s wearing who? Who’s with who? Whose nails are strutting their stuff on the ManiCam? I don’t give a shit if some analyst thinks the Pats need to run on the softer Seahawks run D. Don’t care how the Hawks plan to cover Gronk in the seams. Tell me who’s the drunkest at the Tailgate Party because that’s all I’m really concerned about.